Reilly Solves Hospital Bed Problem
As always around this time of year, the nation suffers an acute shortage of hospital beds.
Minister Reilly, who loves pulling, stokes, and hates being accused of dodgy deals, has for once come up with a jaw dropping solution, which will insure hospital beds are readily available.
A program of replacing hospital beds with hammocks will begin early next year and will more than double their capacity for patients despite the crippling effects this will have on overstretched staff.
Reilly was disappointed that the HSE were themselves unable to come up with this simple initiative. He did thank the consultancy firm known as the friends of Reilly for their work in this area.
The first thousand hammocks are to be installed in January.
Reilly does not expect fallout from the scheme.
Posted on December 19, 2012, in Government, Health, Ireland, National Politics, politics and tagged Dr. James Reilly, Facilities, Health, Hospital, HSE, Ireland, Irish, January, Medicine, Minister for Health, Patient. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.