Santa Claus Slays
For one reason or another, Santa Claus (or a masturbating lunatic dressed as Santa Claus) has decided to scuttle down our chimneys like a sleigh-riding murder goblin and stab us all to death this holiday season, instead of doing the whole “presents and whimsical obesity” thing we’ve gotten used to. Maybe it’s a subtle indictment of the commercialization of Christmas. But probably it’s because drunken fraternity sociopaths and/or irony-worshiping hipsters cannot resist renting DVDs that looks like these:
via Santa Claus Slays.
Posted on December 22, 2012, in buisiness, International affairs, Ireland, Russia, UK, USA and tagged Christmas, Cyber Monday, holiday, Literature, Republicans, Rush Limbaugh, Santa Claus, Santa Claus The Movie. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.