Plan to Impregnate the Upper Atmosphere with Sun Block!


A radical new solution to global warming has been suggested by scientists working at the University of Sevenoaks.

The idea is to pump thousands of gallons of factor fifty sun block into the upper atmosphere thus protecting the planet from sunburn.

Various governments are considering the idea and what it might cost to implement, but in theory they think it is a very clever idea.

Critics of the plan have argued that Planet Earth may develop a golden brown tan which may lead to racial unrest among the other planets, but this is difficult to prove.

It is estimated that if waterproof sunblock is used it should last about fifty years, by which time we’ll hopefully have lots of new gadgets to sort the problem out with.

The only side effect predicted by the Sevenoaks team is that the world’s atmosphere might take on a pleasant coconut odour which may upset sufferers of nut allergies.

Green campaigners who complain about the use of smashed baby orangutan baby brains in the manufacture of sunblock have promised to disrupt any attempts to implement the issue.

via Plan to Impregnate the Upper Atmosphere with Sun Block! | The Haddock Funny news, Parody spoof news satire & satirical newspaper.

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