Magic money trees found growing in the Cayman Island
Mr Cameron made the claim yesterday during a speech in West Yorkshire in which he criticised people who suggested that more spending is required to kick-start economic growth.
“It’s as if they think there’s some magic money tree. Well let me tell you a plain truth: there isn’t,” he claimed.
“Magic money trees thrive in areas of no tax,” one arborist told us.
“They are in bloom all-year round and are a heavily protected species.”
Money tree identified
“Mr Cameron appears to have adopted an interesting tactic for reducing the UK’s debt which involves saying it’s going down in the hope no-one notices it’s going up,” explained 4 year-old Freddie Lewis.
“His declaration that he is sticking to the same plan is an attempt to create an impression of steely resolve, but instead creates an impression of being an enormous twat.
“This combined with his denial of magic money trees just shows how out of touch he is.”
Posted on March 10, 2013, in Nonsense, politics, UK and tagged Barack Obama, Caribbean, Cayman Island, david cameron, Freddie Lewis, Jacob Lew, Ugland House, West Yorkshire. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.