Have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day – A touch of humor
Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
Because pot holder was taken.
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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Wave.
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What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A pot belly.
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What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
Double jointed.
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How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?
When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
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How do you know your a pothead?
You studied five days for a urine test?
via 4/20 Humor – The Best Weed Jokes for 4/20.
via 4/20 Humor – The Best Weed Jokes for 4/20.
Posted on March 16, 2013, in activism, Crime, drugs and tagged Cannabis (drug), Capital punishment, Humor, Ireland, Irish, Joint (cannabis), Recreation, Saint Patrick, Saint Patrick's Day. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.
Where can I find that Pot o’gold t-shirt?