Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools!

The days of dscipline in UK classrooms has gone and been replaced by groups of disruptive zombies pressing buttons on mobile phones and other gadgets.

Clickety click can be very disruptive!

Teachers in the UK are complaining about the uprise in such behaviour because they cannot concentrate on pressing their own buttons whilst attempting to give lessons in clicking buttons.

One secondary school headmistress, Penelope-Primrose Hyacinth, told a certain tabloid newspaper that comes up in the morning (if you’re lucky) and sinks very deep in the evening, how it is in modern classrooms these days:

“The silence in only interrupted by the irritating sound of communial clicking including the teachers. The only thing that disturbs the clicking sound is the bell ringing for a break, which everybody strangely hears. Then there is a sudden rush outside for a puff on a fag, joint or swallowing pills, but annoyingly the clicking even continues during such activites.”

“Thank the Lord we have Wikipedia otherwise the little urchins wouldn’t learn a thing!”

Also on the uprise, are parents who are concerned about the disruptive behaviour of their little darlings. Instead of booking themselves in for rehab to kick the habit, they are booking places for their offspring so at least they can spend some quality time together doing something they both enjoy!

More as we click it…

via The Spoof : Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools! funny satire story.

via The Spoof : Mobile phones cause rise in disruptive behaviour in UK schools! funny satire story.

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Posted on April 25, 2013, in Nonsense, UK and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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