The Dalai Lama’s World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled

For 99% of RPG players, the story is the same: obtaining quests, journeying into the unknown, completing extraordinarily mundane tasks, slaying any jerks along the way, gaining experience points to level up and having nerd conversations with the only friends you have, online. For some, however, this concept is not so simple, like the Dalai Lama who seems to have gotten it backwards.


The Dalai Lama’s first character who punched a fellow WoWer

A couple of weeks ago, the Dalai Lama changed the face of Azeroth, the world in World of Warcraft. Armed with a walking stick, boots of the shining and rags of a commoner, the Dalai Lama’s World of Warcraft character, a level 1 paladin, walked up to a band of computer-controlled orcs. In an effort to show solidarity with the other race, the character immediately unequipped his stick and typed, “Hello,” into the World of Warcraft server, hoping the orcs would respond with their own respective “Hello” grunt. Little did the Dalai Lama realize these computer-controlled orcs have no way of reciprocating and were pre-programmed to attack any non-orc race, even if that race believed in world peace.

The entire incident was witnessed by a group of newbie rogues who were watching from behind the bushes as they did not want to interfere because they were newbies.

It is rumored that none of the Dalai Lama’s characters have made it passed level 1. Back in August, he created a Dwarven priest class, but he soon dumped it in shame after accidentally punching a rival player. Then in September, he created an Elven warlock class, which he soon realized had the word ‘war’ in it so he deleted the character. The paladin is his longest lasting character; he created it in early October, but still has not managed to gain any experience points.

His paladin’s death has inspired a great following. After the Dalai’s character re-spawned, characters from across the world began to follow him on his journey to make peace in Azeroth. “We protect him,” said a real AzN gamer. “If the Dalai Lama gets into trouble we use the glyph of warding spell to block off all attacks on him. Then we just kill them all. He doesn’t agree with it but he’s too passive to stop us. We love him and we’ll keep fighting for him.”

The makers of the game, Blizzard, have questioned the Dalai Lama’s motives. “The Lama is going against all that we’ve built for the last several years!” said lead designer of the game, Tom Chilton. “The addiction of killing your inferiors and leveling up is what keeps gamers coming back, but this Ghandi idiot comes along and ruins it! We are looking into legal ways to cancel his account for breaking the unspoken rules of WoW!”

When asked how he feels about being slighted by Blizzard, the Dalai Lama ignored the question and said, “I can’t wait for the expansion pack! They are adding a new monk class!”

via The Spoof : The Dalai Lama’s World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled funny satire story.

via The Spoof : The Dalai Lama’s World of Warcraft Account May Be Cancelled funny satire story.


About Old Boy

Love the past and the future but live in the present

Posted on May 9, 2013, in buisiness, Religion and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Relatos desde mi ventana

Sentimientos, emociones y reflexiones

Teri again

Finding Me

Gareth Roberts

Unorthodox Marketing & Strategy Blog

leeg schrift


100 Films in a Year

12 months. 100 films. Hopefully.

Morcan Books & Films

The site for a new perspective on books and films


thoughts and thinking

Cinematic Architecture

An Inquiry on the meaning of cinematic for architecture and in architecture

IMPREINT journal

The official bulletin of the artist IMPREINT created to repost excerpts from 'En plein air'.


david cairns

Sannaan Tech Talk's

See Something Techy | Do Different From Other

Film Music Central

The Central Hub for Film Music and the Composers Behind the Music

Photobooth Journal

A life in a photobooth.

Momentary Cinema

Fleeting posts about film

The Motion Pictures

Lindsey D.'s ramblings on the moving image!

Classic Film and TV Café

Corruption, Banks, Politics, health, welfare, rights/liberties oil & gas, Ireland, The world and anything that catches my fancy

Writing about film, for the love of film.

Grace Kingsley's Hollywood

One hundred year old news and gossip.

Movie musings with a modicum of moosey magic.

Silent Room

a place to discuss silent films



dark anki

"Imagination: Upcoming Reality"

The Lonely Author

A quiet corner for writers to get inspired one word at a time.

意大利旅居記事簿:來自意國的微笑 by Scarlett To


Movies, TV, and so much more. Don't forget to disable your add blocker!

Early & Silent Film

Just another weblog


Smile, you are beautiful


Exposing Truth

Article 19.1.a

A potpourri of random thoughts, societal issues, pencil sketches and celebration of life for the beauty that it is :)

Journeys in Darkness and Light

Explorations in film and comics


not a good writer tho

Syed Abir

“ জীবন মানে অনিশ্চিৎ ভ্রমণ


Warm . . . warmer . . . disco!

let me photograph you softly

photographs on the street


Blog de escritura

Sally Cortés

"Érase una vez una gitana, que escribía historias de amor"

territori del '900

identità luoghi scritture del '900 toscano

lou rasmus

drink and smoke and fuck

fountain hues

the journey of a poetry

Flavorful Delights

A collection of recipes, food inspirations, and finding joy in cooking

%d bloggers like this: