27 Ways To Tell You’re Too Stoned
You really shouldn’t have smoked that whole joint by yourself.
1. Before it really kicks in, you make big plans to be productive…
2. Like you actually can’t get off the couch.
3. Sleeping. Eating. Watching cartoons. This is your life now.
4. Seriously, you can’t stop eating.
5. Plus you make terrible dietary choices.
7. Except getting another bag of chips.
8. And the quality of the weed you’re smoking.
9. Nothing anyone says makes any sense.
10. Because it takes about 20 minutes to process a simple thought.
12. They can tell you’re stoned, and they’re JUDGING YOU.
13. You think you’re being really profound, but you’re not.
14. And everything becomes HILARIOUS.
15. Like, so ridic funny. Like, you may never stop laughing.
16. You’re easily entertained by the STUPIDEST things.
17. And believe me, NO ONE ELSE is amused.
18. Then you start to get really, really paranoid.
19. Like you’re no longer sure you remember how to breathe.
20. You don’t remember anything else either.
21. You start to feel like you’re incapable of doing anything that ISN’T getting high.
22. And, I mean, that’s kind of true.
23. But you somehow convince yourself that marijuana is a performance enhancer.
24. You forget how to behave sober.
25. All the while you hope for some once-in-a-lifetime stoned experience.
26. And instead you end up wasting hours on YouTube and staring off into space.
Posted on June 1, 2013, in drugs and tagged addiction, C, Cannabis, Cigarette, Clothing, drugs, Health, Languages, Nicotine, Open Source, Programming, Quitting, Smoking cessation, Stoned, Substance abuse, Tobacco, Tools, Tumblr. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.
misebogland 
I think we are parked, Man.
Parked yes but I can’t find the door to get out!!!
All things come to he who waits. Just wait. The door will come to you.
Are you in Canada?
No I live in Thailand. Originally from Ireland but now retired. Had to get away fed up with the cold and damp
So Thailand is a dry place?
Not dry in the spirit of booze that’s for sure. Weather dry most of the time except for the next 4 months which is the monsoon season.Nov to Mach is the cold season with temp range approx 22- 29′
Too funny! Now, where’s my pipe and bag of Cheetos?
Tuck in sit back and relax.
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Keep up the great posts!
Curtis Clarke
Business Director
cannabisdestiny.com
If I can help fine. As regards traffic as it stands the blog is taking up to much time so I am not so interested in getting more traffic
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