27 Ways To Tell You’re Too Stoned


You really shouldn’t have smoked that whole joint by yourself.

1. Before it really kicks in, you make big plans to be productive…

Before it really kicks in, you make big plans to be productive...

Which lasts about five minutes.

Which lasts about five minutes.

2. Like you actually can’t get off the couch.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

3. Sleeping. Eating. Watching cartoons. This is your life now.

Sleeping. Eating. Watching cartoons. This is your life now.

4. Seriously, you can’t stop eating.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

5. Plus you make terrible dietary choices.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

6. You stop caring about pretty much everything.

You stop caring about pretty much everything.

7. Except getting another bag of chips.

Except getting another bag of chips.

8. And the quality of the weed you’re smoking.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

9. Nothing anyone says makes any sense.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

10. Because it takes about 20 minutes to process a simple thought.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

11. MeSource: biggaysteve666.tumblr.comanwhile you stop making sense to anyone else.

 

12. They can tell you’re stoned, and they’re JUDGING YOU.

They can tell you're stoned, and they're JUDGING YOU.

13. You think you’re being really profound, but you’re not.

You think you're being really profound, but you're not.

14. And everything becomes HILARIOUS.

And everything becomes HILARIOUS.

15. Like, so ridic funny. Like, you may never stop laughing.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

16. You’re easily entertained by the STUPIDEST things.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

17. And believe me, NO ONE ELSE is amused.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

18. Then you start to get really, really paranoid.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

19. Like you’re no longer sure you remember how to breathe.

Like you're no longer sure you remember how to breathe.

20. You don’t remember anything else either.

You don't remember anything else either.

21. You start to feel like you’re incapable of doing anything that ISN’T getting high.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

22. And, I mean, that’s kind of true.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

23. But you somehow convince yourself that marijuana is a performance enhancer.

But you somehow convince yourself that marijuana is a performance enhancer.

24. You forget how to behave sober.

You forget how to behave sober.

25. All the while you hope for some once-in-a-lifetime stoned experience.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

26. And instead you end up wasting hours on YouTube and staring off into space.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

27. But let’s face it, you were going to do that, anyway.

27 Ways To Tell You're Too Stoned

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Posted on June 1, 2013, in drugs and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. I think we are parked, Man.

  2. Too funny! Now, where’s my pipe and bag of Cheetos?

  3. Hey hjfoley,

    Excellent and hilarious post man! My name is Curtis, I’m the business director over at cannabisdestiny.com .. your post is actually super similar to a lot of our posts.. would you up for a collaboration? Perhaps if you would like, we could help drive more traffic to this post? We’d love to work together..

    Keep up the great posts!

    Curtis Clarke
    Business Director
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