Dalai Lama Retires – Moves into Playboy Mansion


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HOLLYWOOD – The Dailai Lama has given up being leader of the Tibetan government-in-exile and has moved into the Playboy Mansion.

The aging Tibetan leader has given up his ceremonial role as leader of Tibetan government-in-exile and decided to spend the rest of his life with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles.

Hugh Hefner has named the Dalai Lama the new Leader of Playboy, which the spiritual leader has embraced.

The Dalai Lama will remain the spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhism and the focal point of Tibetan national aspirations, said spokesman Yeha Boloorma.

As head of the dominate Gelug branch of Tibetan Buddhism, the Dalai Lama was the top religious leader for Tibet. Many of his predecessors also served as Tibet’s political ruler, and the Dalai Lama himself served as head of government there after Chinese troops marched into his Himalayan homeland in 1950.

Playboy was formed in 1953 by Hugh Hefner, who has been in “sexile” as well ever since.  The Dalia Lama will not have to change his wardrobe.  “We like to be comfortable around the Mansion and the Dalai Lama will fit right in,” said Hef.

Many of the “Hef Girls” are happy to have the Dalai Lama move in.  “He’s a little younger than Hef, and a lot cuter,” said Dolly Hart.  “There’s something so special about him,” said Paige Peters.  “I get a good vibe being around him and well… let’s just say it’s a very spiritual experience being with him.”

Beijing has always claimed Tibet has forever been part of its territory, but many Tibetans say the region was virtually independent for centuries.  But now, the Chinese are now willing to talk to the Dalai Lama and are sending a large delegation of leaders to the Playboy Mansion to talk to him.

Women are always the ones to bring men together.

Party at Hef’s house!!

By Frank Lake on June 11, 2013

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