Austerity News

There’s a good reason we haven’t rioted over all the austerity Irish Independent For the past five years the Irish people have been hammered almost senseless by austerity. And it’s not like we’ve sleepwalked through it: week in and week out the airwaves, papers and social media are on fire with frenzied analysis and furious reaction. See all stories on this topic » The Irish Economy – Brendan and Dermot Walsh on health and austerity Dermot and Brendan Walsh have just published a provocative comment in the British Medical Journal on the link between health and austerity  [http://www.bmj.com/content/346/bmj.f4140/rr/651853]. Momentary relief from the deliberations on Anglo! The comment reads: Ireland is – after Greece – the country where the post 2008 structural adjustment programme, aka austerity, has been proportionately most severe. Yet there are […] read full article irisheconomy.ie

Agreement reached on austerity measures and reforms for European civil service Invest in EU They confirmed an agreement achieved on Tuesday (25) by representatives of the Parliament, theIrish Presidency and the Commission which was already supported by the Parliament’s Legal Affairs Committee yesterday (24). Vice-President Maroš Šefčovič … See all stories on this topic »

Austerity: the elderly can be part of the solution to this economic mess The Guardian Will Hutton is rightly appalled by the stupidity of George Osborne and the coalition’s economic policies, which even Vince Cable and the Lib Dems are now beginning to realise are taking us in an accelerating downward spiral (“Blame austerity, not old … See all stories on this topic »

Portland’s Austerity Resistance Movement Sparks Changes to City Bay Area Indymedia This latest round of cuts promised to be the worst of several successive years of austeritymeasures. Each time city officials have told the public that “temporary” sacrifices need to be made now to enable the economy toå turn around tomorrow. Each … See all stories on this topic »

France to deepen austerity cuts next year – paper Times of Oman France to deepen austerity cuts next year – paper. by Reuters June 29, 2013 , 7 : 38 pm SAVE THIS ARTICLE. Share. Tweet. E-mail. Young French people demonstrate against President Hollande’s economic policies in Paris. Photo – Daniel Finnan via Flickr … See all stories on this topic »

More Austerity Seen Coming For Greece Greek Reporter The newspaper Kathimerini said it had seen a revised memorandum between Greece and the Troika of the European Union-International Monetary Fund-European Central Bank (EU-IMF-ECB) which calls for new austerity measures unless revenues can be … See all stories on this topic » The pain of mining austerity: 7000 Queensland coal jobs gone

MINING.com Roughly 7000 coal sector jobs have disappeared from the Australian state of Queensland in just over a year, The Courier-Mail reported Saturday. “New market realities” including collapsing commodity prices, slowing Asian demand and diminishing profits … See all stories on this topic »

France in double-dip recession amid austerity measures: Analysts Press TV Analysts say French leaders are continuing with austerity measures and cuts although reports indicate that France is in a double-dip recession, Press TV reports. “France is in recession because President Francois Hollande has chosen austerity. But … See all stories on this topic »

Austerity starts at home, cut political salaries first: Lithuanian president

euronews After a successful Irish EU presidency, which saw real steps taken on banking union and the bloc’s budget, euronews met with Lithuanian President Dalia Grybauskaité to discuss which course she plans to chart for the European Union over the next six … See all stories on this topic »

Austerity and the Mistaken Lessons of History New Yorker (blog) At this stage, when even the International Monetary Fund has turned against Osborne and called upon him to reverse course, I won’t bother retreading the arguments against austerity. Suffice it to say that compared with the behavior of the U.S. economy, … See all stories on this topic »

Austerity is like ‘bleeding’ the patient – and may be as deadly Irish Independent Retail sales, which were looking up only a few months ago, are falling, no doubt as a result of sustained austerity, which reduces disposable income, and uncertainty surrounding the property tax. Three things explain the decline. First, austerity is … See all stories on this topic »

Austerity Opera made to inspire next generation Cotswold News Two enterprising Midlands arts companies are staging a full-scale opera, based on Homer’s epics The Iliad & The Odyssey, on a budget that would barely pay for the wardrobe of most opera houses. Coventry-based Talking Birds Theatre Company and … See all stories on this topic »

Prince Charles: Taxpayers’ bill for austerity heir HALVES in one year Mirror.co.uk He’s not exactly surviving on bread and water, but Prince Charles has halved the amount of taxpayers’ money he has splashed out, figures revealed today. The public bill for the heir to the throne fell from £2.2million to £1.15million in the last … See all stories on this topic »

Portuguese strike against austerity RT Portuguese strike against austerity. Thousands of people have been marching towards the parliament in Lisbon as trade unions, which represent around 1 million workers, staged a 24-hour strike. This protest was aimed against relentless austerity … See all stories on this topic »

The Austerity Bus arrives in Weston-super-Mare ITV News The TUC Austerity Bus has arrived in Weston for a rally organised by the union, Unison. Many of its members work at Weston General Hospital and say they are concerned at proposals to privatise it. The hospital has struggled with debt and new methods of … See all stories on this topic »

Miners to offer austerity help to Durham’s former pit villages The Northern Echo The Durham Miners’ Association has called the first meeting to discuss the union’s response toausterity measures at the Glebe Centre, in Murton on Tuesday, July 2 at 5.30pm. It will discuss the impact of unemployment, benefit cuts and the so-called … See all stories on this topic » UK Labour Party Admits Austerity Plans

Female Contortionist wakes up inside her own Vagina!

Lana in happier times – she had a roomy vagina and a small head!

A Latvian Circus performer called Lana is being treated for shock and distress in a Coventry hospital this evening after waking up in complete darkness gasping for breath.

So flexible is Lana that she managed to slide her whole head inside her vagina during an afternoon nap.

When she awoke she had no idea where she was and it took her a good ten minutes to work out where her torso had gone.

“She does have a particularly large vagina!” Said one of costume designers from the circus who went onto explain that her leotards had to be lined with Velcro to stop her flaps popping out during performances.

“And she’s got an unusually small head!” Said one of the clowns.

Given these facts this terrifying incident was really just an accident waiting to happen.

“She vake up viz her heed up her fooking growler!” Said Carl Munch, chief surgeon at the hospital. “Holy schizer mein liebe schnitzels!” He went on to say before putting on a dress and dancing on one of the tables in a nearby wine bar.

Well, at least she’s in safe hands.

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