Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
Because pot holder was taken.
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A pot belly.
What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?
When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
How do you know your a pothead?
You studied five days for a urine test?