The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

An unnamed source stated that the message was written by high-ranking Taliban Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad, 47, and was reportedly sent from a camel lot office located in downtown Karachi, Pakistan.

Taliban Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad’s favorite camel, whom he named “Cigarette.”

The email message which was very explicit was mailed at 2:05 a.m. Eastern Standard Time:

Hey Fat Boy – Either fire the damn, friggin missile or else shut the hell up!

Yours Truly,

Deputy General Shakur Doodah Hashimabad – The Taliban

2939 Camel Toe Road

Karachi, Pakistan

Reports are that when Kim Jong Un read the email message he was so mad that his horrendously looking hairdo reportedly stood up on end scaring the daylights out of his gorgeously svelte personal secretary identified as Chin Ho Bong, 22.

An inside source who is very close to the North Korean leader informed Political Salad Bar Magazine that Kim Jong Un has ordered his top general to point one of his missiles directly at 2939 Camel Toe Road in Karachi.

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North Korean media reporting Kim Jung Un successfully threw satellite into orbit

North Korean media is reporting that Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un successfully threw a satellite into orbit around the planet in the early hours of this morning.

The successful throw took place just outside Pyongyang, and marks a significant turn around in the fortunes of a country that struggles to put food on the table.

The Korean Central News Agency issued a statement, saying, “Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un today ascended a device to the heavens in honour of the Great Comrade Kim Il Sung – the Eternal Leader of our party and people.”

“Using only his bare hands His Supremefulness struck fear into the decadent West with a display of raw physicality unknown to those outside the glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Korea.”

“Now check out the ‘gun show’.”

North Korean Satellite

Western analysts have case doubt upon the claims, insisting it currently looks like North Korea put a bath tub in orbit.

Norad spokesperson Simon Williams explained, “The boy looks like he enjoys a doughnut or three, so he’d have a bit of weight to put behind any throw, but it’s essentially impossible.”

The KCNA had the final word, telling rapt viewers of the national television station, “Barack Obama throws basketballs, but the Supreme Leader throws class C communication satellites. Who is better now, hmm?”

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