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Women Priests to give Catholics the Horn!


Being a Catholic is about having a lot of sex!

If you disagree with this statement consider the fact that so many couples are unable to conceive and many have to try for years to get pregnant, but Catholics have huge families!

The only possible conclusion…they’re at it all the time, catholic parents just can’t wait to get into the sack and make some more catholics, and rightly so as less and less people are going to church these days because it’s really boring and it splits up the day!

More catholics means more money in the collection plate and bingo, that’s the church roof fixed!

However, just because you don’t wear a condom, it doesn’t mean you’re horny all the time and that’s where women priests would be able to help in a way that their male counterparts have never been able to.

The debate about women priests rumbles on but now it seems they have an ace up their sleeve.

Concecrated Lingerie!

Bless my sainted trousers, that’s the answer.

By turning sunday prayer into a protracted burlesque show you would not only get the congregation fired up for an afternoon of wild passion, the net effect would be a doubling of the congregation overnight!

Shit, we’d be there in a flash!

Sex sells, and the good work of The Lord costs money, it’s a no-brainer!

Exponents of this scheme point out that there is no passage in the bible suggesting that scantily clad priestesses are not allowed to spread the word of God.

Those opposed to sexing up the church also point out that ‘Thou shalt not smoke Crack’ is not one of the ten commandments but that doesn’t make it right!

Ask yourself this…if church was sexy, would you go?

Of course you would!

via Women Priests to give Catholics the Horn!.

via Women Priests to give Catholics the Horn!.

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