Good Riddance Papa Benedict – Images Jokes, Cartoons

 

 

From humble origins he rose

 

 

 

Q: Why did Pope Benedict XVI, who was once part of the Nazi Youth, condemn Israel for attacking Hezbollah?

A: Because the Middle East problem needs to be solved and when Jews defend themselves, it takes longer to find a final solution!

 

 

 

Being ‘The Pope‘ means you are married to God. So, is this like a divorce?” … Ricky Gervais,

 

 

 

Q: Why was Pope Benedict XVI not allowed to fly into the United States?

A: He wanted to bring more than 3 oz of holy water with him!

 

Q: What did the Pope say to the woman who jumped over barricades, tackled the pope, and fell on top of him?

A: “Wait, your not an altar boy!”

 

 

Q: What does the Pope say to young boys at communion?

A: You can’t squeal on me with your mouth full, can you!

 

Q: What can you infer after hearing that Pope Benedict XVI had surgery on his wrist after falling at a Alpine vacation chalet?

A: Altar boys are fighting back!

 

 

 

 

 

“The Pope is retiring due to ‘lack of strength’. This must be in reference to how he handled the pedophilia scandal.”…Jim Norton

“Call me crazy, but I think the next Pope should be someone who didn’t help cover up child rape. Tho,that may disqualify every single cardinal.” …Chris Hayes

 

 

Q: What new Hollywood film is Pope Benedict XVI promoting while he is in the United States?

A: The 80 Year Old Virgin!