Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
Because pot holder was taken.
How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
What do you get when you eat marijuana?
A pot belly.
What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?
How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?
When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.
How do you know your a pothead?
You studied five days for a urine test?
The Gargling.. so now you understand what the gathering is all about
A revolting, weak-bodied little number with an acidic aftertaste.
But the wine’s not bad.
Welcome to the fun and games in Ireland
The most important video you may ever watch- Evidence showing that cannabis could be the most nutritional vegetable in the world!
Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon 2010
The Wine Advocate 89 points,Wine Enthusiast 88
Cost in Tesco Ireland 10 Euro with 25% off if you buy six bottles
Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon is a wine with richness, depth and structure,It is a full bodied with classical Cabernet flavours , soft but with firm tannins, berry fruits, chocolate, tobacco and vanilla flavours coupled with a great finish finish. a superb wine
In my opinion one of the best wine bargains to be found on this planet.
Goldman Sachs is considering buying Ireland to solve their image problems.
It is rumoured that the country will be rebranded. It will in future be called Finian’s Rainbow
And the man wonders is it him or the bank!!!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie. Straight away Poof a beer appeared.
The Next the man said, “I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women.” Poof as quick as a flash he was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
Oh, man this is the life, the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”
And poof, He was back at his desk in government buildings.
Don’t vote. You’ll only encourage them
Tanaiste Eamon Gilmore warns against ‘kite-flying’ and rumours ahead of budget – National News – Independent.ie
EAMON Gilmore has said he hopes there will be no “kite-flying” and rumours about spending cuts and taxes in the budget – for the sake of the public.
The Labour leader also moved to dampen fears of a potential split in his party, but said he was disappointed in three senators who boycotted the annual think-in over the choice of luxury venue.
“I hope we don’t see a season of kite-flying and rumours and leaks that are giving rise to unnecessary concerns,” he said.