AMERICAN DREAM

AMERICAN DREAM 2.0, a photo by WilliamBanzai7/Colonel Flick on Flickr.

The Feral Irishman

I Think I Might Have To Try A Good Irish Dinner Tonight….Typical Irish 7 course diner

via The Feral Irishman.

Have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day – A touch of humor

Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was taken.

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How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?

Wave.

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What do you get when you eat marijuana?

A pot belly.

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What do you call a pot smoker with two spliffs?

Double jointed.

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How do you know when you have smoked enough pot?

When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

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How do you know your a pothead?

You studied five days for a urine test?

via 4/20 Humor – The Best Weed Jokes for 4/20.

via 4/20 Humor – The Best Weed Jokes for 4/20.

The Gargling

The Gargling.. so now you understand what the gathering is all about

A revolting, weak-bodied little number with an acidic aftertaste.

But the wine’s not bad.

Welcome to the fun and games in Ireland

via January | 2013 | Broadsheet.ie.

via January | 2013 | Broadsheet.ie.

via http://clamnuts.com/the-gathering/

The most important video you may ever watch- Evidence showing that cannabis could be the most nutritional vegetable in the world!

Evidence showing that cannabis could be the most nutritional vegetable in the world!

So go out and get your fill

via The most important video you may ever watch.

via The most important video you may ever watch.

The Miracle

Seen in a supermarket the miracle of wine into water.

What a shame it had to be  commercialised. Did JC get into bed with Goldi Sucks?

’47 million Americans enrolled for food stamps in June’ – YouTube

’47 million Americans enrolled for food stamps in June’

via ’47 million Americans enrolled for food stamps in June’ – YouTube.

via ’47 million Americans enrolled for food stamps in June’ – YouTube.

A great red Wine bargain for Xmas – Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon 2010

Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon 2010

The Wine Advocate 89 points,Wine Enthusiast 88

Cost in Tesco Ireland 10 Euro with 25% off if you buy six bottles
Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon is a wine with richness, depth and structure,It is a full bodied  with classical Cabernet flavours ,   soft but with firm tannins,  berry fruits, chocolate, tobacco and vanilla flavours coupled with a great finish finish.  a superb wine

In my opinion one of the best wine bargains to be found on this planet.

via Viewing Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon on Wine Library..

via Viewing Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon on Wine Library..

Political Jokes

Goldman Sachs is considering buying Ireland to solve their image problems.

It is rumoured that the country will be rebranded.  It will in future be called Finian’s Rainbow

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Enda Kenny announces that from now on he’s going to concentrate on the big issues. Should sell well outside MacDonald’s.

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Skint Piggy the minister of Finance goes to the ATM and puts in his card and the screen shows “insufficient funds”

And the man wonders is it him or the bank!!!

Skint Piggy was asked on TV what the capital of Ireland is.’  80 cents.

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Civil Servant

A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie. Straight away Poof a beer appeared.

The Next the man said, “I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women.” Poof as quick as a flash he was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.

Oh, man this is the life, the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”

And poof, He was back at his desk in  government buildings.

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Don’t vote. You’ll only encourage them

Tanaiste Eamon Gilmore warns against ‘kite-flying’ and rumours ahead of budget – National News – Independent.ie

EAMON Gilmore has said he hopes there will be no “kite-flying” and rumours about spending cuts and taxes in the budget – for the sake of the public.

The Labour leader also moved to dampen fears of a potential split in his party, but said he was disappointed in three senators who boycotted the annual think-in over the choice of luxury venue.

“I hope we don’t see a season of kite-flying and rumours and leaks that are giving rise to unnecessary concerns,” he said.

via Tanaiste Eamon Gilmore warns against ‘kite-flying’ and rumours ahead of budget – National News – Independent.ie.

via Tanaiste Eamon Gilmore warns against ‘kite-flying’ and rumours ahead of budget – National News – Independent.ie.