Recently, zookeepers at Spain’s Seville Zoo took a tip from the parents of young children everywhere and parked Gina the chimp in front of a television so she could entertain herself for a little while. Gina, left alone in her cage with the remote control, did exactly what you would do—she watched as much porn as possible. Jane Goodall, of course, first documented that chimps love porn in her groundbreaking 1972 book Chimps Are Basically Creeps. In a surprising twist with deep implications for evolutionary science, the zookeepers apparently couldn’t get enough of watching a monkey jerk off to human porn. We’re just kidding of course. Chimps aren’t monkeys.