Goldman Sachs is considering buying Ireland to solve their image problems.
It is rumoured that the country will be rebranded. It will in future be called Finian’s Rainbow
And the man wonders is it him or the bank!!!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he dusted it off, a genie appeared and granted him three wishes. “I’d love an ice-cold beer right now,” he told the genie. Straight away Poof a beer appeared.
The Next the man said, “I wish to be on an island, surrounded by beautiful and willing women.” Poof as quick as a flash he was on an island with gorgeous women fawning all over him.
Oh, man this is the life, the guy thought. “I wish I never had to work again.”
And poof, He was back at his desk in government buildings.
Don’t vote. You’ll only encourage them