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Tesco- “Mon Petit Cheval” -Burger News

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I see the Tesco horse burger is the mane news item on Twitter

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Typicl food snobbery – okay to eat a pig, not okay to eat a horse; fine to eat a leg, awful to eat tripe… I’m a meat eater – i eat animals, horse=big-nosed-pig-on-stilts to me.

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‘I got some Tesco burgers out of the freezer earlier aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd they’re off!

Why were they testing the DNA in the first place?” Someone found a jockey’s whip in their 1/4 pounder.’


Can’t believe that woman was sent to hospital after eating a horse meat burger…… Her condition is said to be stable.’

‘Is eating horsemeat really that bad? Let’s put it to the vote. All those in favour say ‘aye’, all those against say ‘neigh’.’

Traces of Zebra found in Tesco barcodes.

Tesco Value Horsemeant Every little helps

29% of the meat content in Tesco’s hamburgers turns out to be horse?! No wonder they gave me the trots!


A Tesco burger walks into a bar. “Pint please”. “I can’t hear you” says the barman. “Sorry” replies the burger. “I’m a little bit horse”.

Best burgers recipe. Mince meat, garlic powder, paprika, fresh herbs, an egg and fine diced stallions. I mean…. Scallions..


went to a Tesco café yesterday and ordered a burger. They asked me if I
wanted anything on it, and I said: ‘Yes – a fiver each way.’
Does anyone have a tooth pick? I had a Tesco burger last night and there’s
still a bit between my teeth.

My daughter has always wanted a pony, so I’m buying her a Tesco Quarter
Pounder for her birthday.

My doctor told me to watch what I eat, so I went out and bought tickets for
the Grand National.


If you think horse meat’s bad, wait until you try Tesco’s veggie burgers.
They’re made of genuine uniQuorn.

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Scientist: ‘Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.’
Tesco boss: ‘Why the long face?’

I won’t eat Tesco burgers. They may be low in fat, but they have a very
high Shergar content.

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Tesco are giving treble points on your Clubcard for all burgers and petrol,
starting today. The deal’s called Only Fuel and Horses.

What do you call a burnt Tesco burger? Black Beauty.
A motorist gets pulled over by a police officer, who asks him to blow into
a breathalyser. The machine beeps. ‘I’m sorry Sir,’ says the officer.
‘You’re over the limit. Can you tell me what you have had tonight?’
‘Nothing Officer,’ replies the man. ‘Just a burger from Tesco.’ ‘That
explains it,’ says the policeman. ‘I knew I could smell Red Rum.’

They’ve found horse meat in Tesco burgers? It’s an unbridled disaster.

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A Tesco burger walks into a bar. ‘A pint please.’
‘I can’t hear you,’ says the barman.
‘Sorry’ replies the burger. ‘I’m a little bit horse.’

I selected some burgers on the Tesco website. And then clicked ‘Add to

Those Tesco horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.

A woman has been taken to hospital after eating Tesco burgers. Her
condition is said to be stable.

I used to work on the Tesco meat counter, but it was like flogging a dead

Last night I ate a Tesco burger, an Iceland burger and an Aldi burger to
find out which had the best taste. Tesco won by a short head.

I think someone may be sending me death threats. I woke up this morning
with a Tesco burger in my bed.


Have you heard? Now traces of zebra have been found in Tesco barcodes.
I bought an ‘award-winning’ Tesco burger. I didn’t realise they meant it
had won the Cheltenham Gold Cup.

I used to work for Tesco, but I was fired. I got an email about a delivery
of horse meat and I marked it as spam.


Horse meat in Tesco burgers? What are the odds on that?

I tried to take some burgers back to Tesco but they said they wouldn’t
accept them. Looks like I’m saddled with them.

Husband: ‘I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.’
Wife: ‘Why don’t you go to Tesco?’


Personally, I think people who don’t like eating horse meat are being a bit

Despite the recent news, Tesco says that their beef burger sales remain

Are you in favour of horse meat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?

I won’t be switching to Tesco Finest burgers. They’re so expensive that
buying enough for a big family dinner won’t leave you much change from a

I was going to give up fast food for January, but I fell at the final
hurdle and had a Tesco burger.

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Just been to Tesco and bought a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of Lamb’s and
some burgers. So that’s white rum, navy rum and Red Rum.

Unused HMV vouchers are now being accepted at Tesco. Just tell them HMV
means ‘Horse Meat Voucher’.

Despite the recent scandal, Tesco insist they use only meat of the highest
quality. A spokesman said: ‘Our meat has to clear several hurdles before it
goes on sale.’ And the most groan-inducing’.’.’. What’s in this burger? It
just jumped over my chips. I don’t know why there’s a fuss all of a sudden.
There’s been horse meat in Tesco burgers for donkey’s years.

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I like my burgers with a side saddle and neighonnaise.

I hope Tesco were selling those burgers at hoof price.

So there’s horse meat in Tesco’s burgers. Don’t worry, it’s not the mane


Forget the Everyday Value burgers – I only eat those mini-burgers you have
as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.

I bought some Tesco burgers – I wanted to get venison ones, but they were
dead dear.

I ordered a Tesco burger the other day – but asked them to hold the

Tesco would’ve got away with it if it wasn’t for the DN Neigh test.

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A great red Wine bargain for Xmas – Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon 2010

Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon 2010

The Wine Advocate 89 points,Wine Enthusiast 88

Cost in Tesco Ireland 10 Euro with 25% off if you buy six bottles
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In my opinion one of the best wine bargains to be found on this planet.

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via Viewing Montes Alpha Cabernet Sauvignon on Wine Library..

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