Margaret Thatcher’s Head To Be Recycled

Margaret Thatcher, the former British Prime Minister, who died after a stroke the other day, is to have her head recycled, according to a news report released in my own head this afternoon.

Thatcher, 87, was also known as the Iron Lady, due to her love of pressing clothes, and was also made partly of ferrous metal, and it is this that has prompted the plan to recycle her head.

Mrs Thatcher, it was, who led Britain into the 1982 Falklands conflict with Argentina, and who prompted the IRA into the bombing of the Grand Hotel in Brighton in 1984.

Her head will be used for dog meat.

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